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A história de um miúdo autista que sonhava jogar basquetebol pela equipa da escola, Jason McElwain.
O treinador deu-lhe o cargo de Manager, e ele fazia de tudo na equipa.
No último ano de liceu, no último jogo, o treinador deixou-o equipar e estar no banco.
O pavilhão encheu para apoiar o jovem Jason... e a 4 minutos do fim do jogo, ele entrou!
O pavilhão já cheio de pessoas, encheu de esperança que o Jason marca-se. O Jason marcou 20 pontos em 4 minutos.
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estes gajos dos olhos em bico são mesmo passados, 
grande projecto mesmo........
grande projecto mesmo........
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It’s hard to be as pure as me
to resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
to wait until my marriage vows
to give my husband my unsullied maiden head
so take your cock out
and shove it up my ass
fuck me until you come
oops i mean lets join our souls
and unite our bodies
and fly with the wings of god
whatever you do don’t touch my clitoris
if you ring satan’s doorbell god can’t ignore this
and no prophylactics when you put it in
cause birth control is for sluts and its a sin
I’ve emptied my bowels
and laid out the towels
I’m ready for romance
now I’m praying to the power who’s the highest
but of all of my holes this one’s the driest
and we can’t procreate
if we anally copulate
and god’s into sodomy
but only if your straight
and it seems that no matter what
so I’m going to give it everything but
everything but
everything but
well fuck me in the ass because I love jesus
the good lord would want it that way
and that sweet sensation
of a throbbing…
To live by gods rule
so whatever people tell me
that the bible tells me
i will do
it was easy to do til I got a boyfriend
and pardon my french but he’s cute as heck
I made a pact to keep my hymen intact
and jesus and i are tight
now i learned about the birds and bees
i was taught to keep the aspirin in between my knees
because the bible says premarital sex is wrong
but Jason says that guys can’t wait that long
I don’t want to lose him
to someone who’ll do him
i need to figure something out
but there’s a loophole in the scripture that works for me well
so i can give him love without going to hell
its my hail mary full of grace
in jesus’s name we go to fifth base
Oh thank you for making me holy
and thank you for giving me holes to choose from
and since my butt is poor
you’ll have to come in the back door
therefore
fuck me in the ass because I love jesus
I do whatever the bible tells me
except for the parts that I choose to ignore
because they’re unrealistic and inconvenient
but the rest I live by for sure
So let’s not talk about how the good book
bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
and how it condones slavery and killing gays
because those parts don’t count of course
Lets cherry pick the part about losing my cherry
and for ambiguities and omissions
and circumvent any real sacrifice
and still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
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